Purses: the better to kick your ass with

April 13, 2005 – 12:05 am

Prada’s for pussies. These handbags double as a convenient tool for ladies who like to deliver head traumas on the go. Available in white and black leather, but I’d recommend the latter — those pesky bloodstains can be tough to remove.
Besides, what other purse boutique offers this online disclaimer?

Many states allow you to own suspected items but not carry them. Suspected items are not to be used as weapons or to cause bodily harm or damage to personal property in any way. It is YOUR responsibility to know the law before you order.

Link (Thank you, Violet Blue!)

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